I Love Sky Mall
When the grim reality of the moment is too much, just stop and take a look at the even grimmer reality of the future.

When the grim reality of the moment is too much, just stop and take a look at the even grimmer reality of the future.


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Smell like the wife of a Major League Baseball player.

iloveskymall:

Smell like the wife of a Major League Baseball player.

iloveskymall:

Nothing says “refreshment of body and soul” as thoroughly as an armadillo.

iloveskymall:

Nothing says “refreshment of body and soul” as thoroughly as an armadillo.

For that fighting-off-malaria-mosquitoes fresh feeling every day.
"…this wearable net provides continuous, nontoxic, and environmentally friendly coverage without DEET or fragrances. 
…Oh, there’s gonna be a fragrance all right.
Perfect for the guy who has very few friends who want to be seen with him in public.

For that fighting-off-malaria-mosquitoes fresh feeling every day.

"…this wearable net provides continuous, nontoxic, and environmentally friendly coverage without DEET or fragrances. 

…Oh, there’s gonna be a fragrance all right.

Perfect for the guy who has very few friends who want to be seen with him in public.

For those late night wine and cheese parties during a blackout, an electronic corkscrew that doubles “as a stylish night light.”

For those late night wine and cheese parties during a blackout, an electronic corkscrew that doubles “as a stylish night light.”

And the winner of the year’s “Bizarre Hi-Tech Gadgets for the Kitchen” category goes to….the TowlTunes Towel Holder with 4 USB Ports and 2 Bluetooth Speakers! Congrats, TowlTunes, who also won for the “Least Sincere Company Name” category. 

And the winner of the year’s “Bizarre Hi-Tech Gadgets for the Kitchen” category goes to….the TowlTunes Towel Holder with 4 USB Ports and 2 Bluetooth Speakers! Congrats, TowlTunes, who also won for the “Least Sincere Company Name” category. 

For that Wal-Mart presentation feel at home, try this fine wood veneer plastic box, to display all your fine plastic watches.

For that Wal-Mart presentation feel at home, try this fine wood veneer plastic box, to display all your fine plastic watches.

Actual copy from Sky Mall. I couldn’t beat this, no matter how hard I tried.
Get pumped up on game day. Add feminine flair to your game day decorating. A hand-painted, embossed wine bottle holder shaped like a pump and accented with rhinestones is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Holds any bottle of wine. Licensed NFL product. Wine not included. Looks great with or without wine bottle! 

Actual copy from Sky Mall. I couldn’t beat this, no matter how hard I tried.

Get pumped up on game day. 

Add feminine flair to your game day decorating. A hand-painted, embossed wine bottle holder shaped like a pump and accented with rhinestones is sure to be a crowd pleaser. 

Holds any bottle of wine. Licensed NFL product. 

Wine not included. 

Looks great with or without wine bottle! 

Personalized items are not returnable…and SkyMall is not responsible for your pet’s destruction of your sofa in retaliation for this offense to its pride.

Personalized items are not returnable…and SkyMall is not responsible for your pet’s destruction of your sofa in retaliation for this offense to its pride.

Sky Mall presents the “Torso Toner”, Upper Body Full Compression Men’s Shaper which only coincidentally looks like a girdle. 
At last! A real girdle for real men. 

Sky Mall presents the “Torso Toner”, Upper Body Full Compression Men’s Shaper which only coincidentally looks like a girdle. 

At last! A real girdle for real men.