Actual copy from Sky Mall. I couldn’t beat this, no matter how hard I tried.
Get pumped up on game day.
Add feminine flair to your game day decorating. A hand-painted, embossed wine bottle holder shaped like a pump and accented with rhinestones is sure to be a crowd pleaser.
Holds any bottle of wine. Licensed NFL product.
Wine not included.
Looks great with or without wine bottle!
Personalized items are not returnable…and SkyMall is not responsible for your pet’s destruction of your sofa in retaliation for this offense to its pride.
Sky Mall presents the “Torso Toner”, Upper Body Full Compression Men’s Shaper which only coincidentally looks like a girdle.
At last! A real girdle for real men.
Nothing says “refreshment of body and soul” as thoroughly as an armadillo.
This week we have special guest item from everyone’s favorite catalog of random stuff: Harriet Carter!
For when you miss the repetitive irritating noise of your favorite pet, but like not having to replace the newspapers once a month, here’s a mechanical chirping budgie.
Because bacteria will totally stay in their assigned tabs.
The Human Slingshot - Just add alcohol for Instant Fun! for about a minute until the fights break out.
It was Bobby’s turn to feed the gnomes! Mo~~m!!!
You can never have too many urine-themed pet products. Here’s another.
Sold at fine paisley satin pajamas purveyors everywhere.